katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via pizza)

tommogranate:

me taking tests in school

image

(via lolsofunny)

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via orgasmic-humor)